Alyssa | 18 | Maui, Hawaii

Live in the moments✌

bakrua:

hey fun fact did you know that people are allowed to actually change their opinions on something? i know. take your time.


catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks



genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 


primacdonaldsgirl:

"um yeah you’ve told us that before"

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snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door


bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly


allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison


souliebird:

If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.


plasticbagvevo:

*walks past mirror*

*walks back*

*cries*


bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.